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Eurovision Drinking Game

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“You’re gonna need a bigger glass.” This is the fault of Terry Wogan and Graham Norton. A little fun made by mastodon.cackhanded.net/@norm

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Play a Eurovision drinking game without having to remember any rules on the night (because you’re already drunk) by following me! Or my sibling @rulings which is JUST the rulings and no “jokes”, sarcastic comments, or GIFs.

What rules? Well, it’ll be what is listed on the website — eurovisiondrinking.com — plus anything that seems apropos or hilarious* on the night.

* Hilarity not guaranteed as I will also be drinking.

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You've signed up to follow Eurovision Drinking Game! One finger!

One finger! Alright, stop milking it, give us the scores already!

One finger! Alright, stop milking it, give us the scores already!

One finger! Top points to your neighbours! - A country gives maximum marks to a neighbouring country.

One finger! Alright, stop milking it, give us the scores already!

One finger! Hello? Is this thing on? Can you hear us?

“Can I have your twelve points?”

I would give you all the points, Petra. ALL OF THEM.

One finger! Top points to your neighbours! - A country gives maximum marks to a neighbouring country.

One finger! Alright, stop milking it, give us the scores already!

One finger! Alright, stop milking it, give us the scores already!

Well that is an outfit

One finger! Alright, stop milking it, give us the scores already!

My brain wants to autocorrect the Swiss act’s face to Matthew Lillard

One finger! Top points to your neighbours! - A country gives maximum marks to a neighbouring country.

One finger! Alright, stop milking it, give us the scores already!

One finger! Alright, stop milking it, give us the scores already!

One finger! Alright, stop milking it, give us the scores already!

One finger! Alright, stop milking it, give us the scores already!

Everyone has to suffer because they’re padding for time, that’s fair

One finger! Alright, stop milking it, give us the scores already!

One finger! Alright, stop milking it, give us the scores already!

One finger! Top points to your neighbours! - A country gives maximum marks to a neighbouring country.

One finger! Alright, stop milking it, give us the scores already!

KEYTAR! Down your drink.

One finger! Alright, stop milking it, give us the scores already!

One finger! Alright, stop milking it, give us the scores already!